Hi Tom,
whilst I am still a newbie when it comes to internet marketing, squeeze pages and whatnots, what did come to me was have you tried google analytics? There is tons of statistical data available to you there, I have only just scratched the surface with it. It's free too, so have a look, study all the info available and see if it is what you are looking for.
Not really clear on what you are asking for - are you asking for help in creating a page, or help in getting the stats? If you can get a page/domain etc up, google analytics can help you with the rest of it.
If you are asking how to get a page up... have a look through this forum, there is tons and tons of resources here around that! All else fails, give me a yodel with a specific question - I am a web and database developer (yes, a geek!) by trade, so should be able to help you out, although I am not particularly familiar with resources available in the northern hemisphere.
Welcome to the realm of simpleology

Congrats for getting the first 20 days done in 21 - no mean feat!
cheers
Teresa