"Mark, have you slipped off the edge of the earth?"

"Entertain me with more cartoons, damnit!"

"You tell Joyner to go %$#@ himself.  I've been waiting three weeks for my cartoons.  Where are they!?"

That is a sample of my mail bag from the last few weeks.

As you see, they range from concerned, to humorous, to the genuinely scary.

Welcome to my world.

Well, I've been on a journey and I come back with christmas, kwanza, chanukah, festivus HOLIDAY treats and good tidings for all.  (ED.  Censored by "Freedom And Responsibility for Careful Editing.")

Good Tiding #1:

Simpleology 103 will be released on January 19th, 2007.  (see Holiday Treat #1 below for a teaser)

Good Tiding #2:

The print book, simpleology: the simple science of getting what you want, will be in stores mid-March 2007 - God (and John Wiley & Sons) willing.

So, where have I been?  Well, this stuff doesn't just write itself, you know.

See what I get for not hiring ghost-writers?

Holiday Treat #1:

I have written a free report for you titled "Dude, it was like flipping a switch!"

My friend Tellman ran himself (literally) into the ground.  He was on the brink of exhaustion.

I gave him a legal, odorless, easy-to-find white powder and he said it was "like flipping a switch" it gave him so much energy.

You have probably never heard of it ...

You can find it at your local health food store ...

What is it?

Well, you have to read the free report.

Step 1.

Sign up for your free simpleology account ...

Step 2. 

When you log in for the first time, voila! - there it is.

Don't worry - it's not a come on to buy this stuff.  You can find it almost anywhere - I don't care where you get it.

...

You'll be seeing a lot more of me in the coming days, and I still have the most interesting surprises in store for you ... 

The "biggest Atomic Mind Bomb ever" is still coming.

Stay tuned.