Have a beautiful weekend.

On Friday I'll teach you an ancient Chinese secret known by Yakuza and Triad gang leaders.  Let's see if you can guess from the cartoon what it is.

Tomorrow I'll show you how to be a loser without really trying.

And if you know someone who recently lost a lover, please click on the button below the cartoon and send this to them.  It'll be better for them than a gallon of Häagen-Dazs.

Next week I'll have more nuggets for your noggin.  (And more cheesy alliteration!)

Tomorrow I'll show you how to win back your soulmate.

Maybe. 

I think I'll get off this "war kick," what do you say?

Wow, isn't it easy for me to become so detached?  How fortunate we are that we can turn off the war by changing the channel.

Well, maybe it's just survival.  I have to admit it's quite distracting from my "real life" just trying to keep up with all the lies.

I know you guys don't want to tune into me and see more of what you're seeing on the news (or what you're not seeing on the news), so the next cartoons will be more of what you've grown to expect.

However, can we leave this exercise with a resolve to do something about this?  Maybe a few of you will be so fired up by the prospect of non-violent solutions to conflict that you'll be another Gandhi.

Is that you?

Share your thoughts with the rest of us.

On Monday I promise I'll get back to assaulting your senses with images and memes that mercilessly slay your inner lazy loser.

Deal?